PROTECT YOUR PRIVATES!

The Perfect Formula For The Greatest Shower Of All Time!

Showering in the morning before a great day is the best-est way to kick start your journey, don't you agree? =)

(If you don't agree, go read something else. This page isn't for you. It's for people who want to excel in the art of shower tuning!)

Since showering is of utmost importance before entering the abyss of a new day (apart from breakfast, as many people claim that its the most important. I disagree =P), therefore we should all master the art of shower tuning.

Some less "smart" people, of course I'm not saying that its you, unless you really think so, then I can't help you with it =P. They'd ask, tune what? The shower isn't leaking, and nothing's wrong, so what is there to tune?

Well my friends, tuning the shower is to control and result in the most comfortable water temperature for maximum showering pleasure =)

Personally, I'd prefer higher temperature, because its cold outside, but I'd reckon you guys should stick to lower temperatures. Err you know what excess heat can do ;)

Ladies, you're fine with anything =)

So, what is the elusive skills to get the best water "feeling"?

Here are a few steps in general that I think should be the basis of the shower tuning. For the finer tunings, you'd have to do it yourself because I ain't you, and you ain't no me. Hahah

1, Undress. In the bathroom of course (DUH!), unless you have something to nice you'd like to share with us all =P

' If you'd got it, flaunt it!'

2, In the state of undress, first turn on the the tap for the hot water (its usually the one labelled in red, unless there's a different system in your house. Probably its green if you're colour blind. Yeaa... You get the point.). Stop only when you get a steady jet of hot water shooting out of the shower head. 

PROTECT YOUR PRIVATES! (Hot water is devastatingly dangerous, and not to mention painful! =O)

Edge around the splash radius and reach for the cold water tap (the blue one). Turn the tap on until you can see in the toilet (the steam clearing). 

3, Testing. 

Use your foot to test the water's temperature (you can use anything else that has heat receptors like your hands, butt, and err...... hehehe. Figure that out yourself! =P) 

BE SENSIBLE!

I'm not going to be held responsible by your whoever who claims I've asked you to use your "thermometer", or those Himalayas of yours (to see whether the snow caps melt! Hahaha) to test the temperature. 

4, Keep the hot water tap at a constant, which means don't touch it. Only turn it when you're done with your shower, or in the presence of an emergency (your "thermometer" takes a reading that is too high and is damaged, or the snow caps are melting too fast!)

5, Do the fine tuning yourself, and be careful!

Enjoy! =]

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