Entertain Yourself, If You're Bored

Best Things To Do In A Elevator

Elevators are great places to have fun.It's a place where all your deeds can go off undetected. It's like a cloak of shadows. (Well in most lifts in older buildings I guess =S)


In order to entertain yourself, you MUST annoy others!


[THE FOLLOWING ARE VERY UNETHICAL, AND MAY BE MORALLY WRONG. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE OFFENDED, PUT OFF, OR DISGUSTED IN ANY WAY, PLEASE READ SOMETHING ELSE ON THE BLOG. I DO NOT HOLD RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR DISCOMFORT AND DISPLEASURE. THANK YOU]






The press all the buttons game.
The name says it all. All you gotta do is press all the buttons of all the floors when you enter the lift, then stand in the corner, (well somewhere!), and act 'cool' and casual; as if nothing happened. Most likely the other people in the lift with you will stare at you and wonder what is wrong with you.
There's 2 things you can do in this situation:
1. Look at them straight in the eye until they look away ( don't do this to the big, nasty looking brute.You might lose some of your teeth. Dental care is expensive ya'know!)
2. Pretend to be oblivious and shrug them off.



The acting game
I know this isn't morally right, but for the fun of it, let's go!
1. Pretend to be blind and muddle around the entrance of the lift, as if not knowing whether its safe to enter ( only works if you have sunglasses on. DUH!)
2. Pretend to be mentally handicapped ( unfocused eyes, staring into nothing, half open mouth with slight drooling, grunting when you moving). Just stand outside the lift, and let people try to communicate with you. When you eventually leave the lift, smile at those people who helped you, and say a word of thanks. I'm sure they'll be very happy to hear that. Or not..... =P
3. Pretend to not be able to make up your mind whether to enter or not. Pace up and down along the door and block anyone who wants to enter by squeezing in first, in front of him. ( Again, use your common sense. Don't piss off the wrong people). When everybody is in, moan or start crying, and whine that you're claustrophobic. See what happens!
(To be able to do this well, it requires practice! Hahahaha =D )


I can't remember all of them, so here's another one.


The Finale!
Eat lots of eggs, cauliflowers, and beans beforehand. Ahh yes, beans! They're essential for this to work. This trick can only be executed by some people. If you are one of them, lucky you!
For those of you who can, get all that fulminating gas in you ready. Bring a cloth bag with you, or wear exceptionally thick panties or boxers/ pants on that day ( To muffle the noise. It's science! =] )
Step into the lift, stand in a corner, charge up your teapot, wait for everyone to enter and the door is sealed. Press on the the lowest floor compared to everyone elses.
Just before you exit, let all hell break loose!
Remember to smile to everyone and wish them a pleasant day before you leave! =D


Hahahahah! Hope you enjoyed, and will spice up your life. =]

Erratic Behaviour

( Farting in lifts since 2001 )