Inconsistency

I wake up one morning and look into the mirror.

I say to myself,

"I'm fat. Nooooooooo!"

So I skip brekkie, lunch and dinner; work extremely hard and focused in something, and beat the living daylights of myself.

Then I look into the mirror and say,

"Hi there. You look sad and tired..."

Then I go to bed.

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I wake up the next morning,

Everything was blurry.

Went into the shower, looked down, and saw;

I was a little furry.

So I closed my eyes,

Washed myself,

Clothed again,

Then went back to bed.

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I woke up on a lovely morning.

The sun was peeking through the slightly ajar windowsill,

A chilly breeze shook me up,

It brought me out if bed.

I leaped onto the cold, clammy ground;

Fumbled for "eyes".

Clamoured towards the door,

To see the one who stood before.

It would be a good day.

My inconsistent lifestyle has always been this way, but who's to blame?

Everything.

Everything?

Yes. Everything, and it starts with me.

Erratic Behaviour