Men and Cheese

Cheese Men

Sweet,

Savoury,

Strong,

Weak.

These words can be used to describe both men, and the very tasty cheese.
But what's their similarities?
Hmmmm...... Let's find out!

Musky,

Odour-ed,

Mouldy,

Fresh?

Cheese can be.

Men?

Musky (scent),

Stinky (well duh!),

Mouldy (socks!)

Fresh (freshman or newborn?).

Men are.

The qualities that cheese possess, may not be possessed by men. Understandably why. However, men should learn some from cheese. 


They should.


1. Age. (Cheese)
- The older the cheese, the more mature it is.
- The more mature it is, the sweeter and tastier it is.
- The sweeter and tastier it is.


Age. (Men)
- The older they are, the mature they are. Not always. (they are only mature-rer when they reach a certain age. Anything before that, nuh-uh)
- Immaturity = Not so good feelings. Ya' know
- Bad feelings = Conflicts.


2. Fungus-y (Cheese)
- The bluer it is, the yummier. Take blue cheese for instance. Mmmmphhhh! =D
- The more fungus-y it is, the smellier it is.
- In cheese language, smelly= good.


Mouldy (Men)
- Mouldy is never good. 
- Its related to shoes and socks and things your mother stores away for years. ( Uhhh, your undies perhaps? =P)
- Overall, its bad for you. Don't get mouldy dudes. Ewwww!


OVERALL VERDICT 
Guys that are like cheese, forget it!


MY CHOICE 
Guys VS Cheese?


I'd choose cheese =)

Erratic Behaviour

Loves stinky cheese =]