:)

Strip down to your favourite pair,

Of lemon scented,

Mint flavoured,

Red and white striped lovely underpants.

Kick open the shed door,

Tow out the buckets,

Shred up those rags,

It's sexy time.

Plug it into the socket,

Watch it fizz and hiss,

Curling slowly as it,

Shakes and vibrates to life.

Suck suck suck,

I command thee to,

Towards the points my finger directs,

Suck it all off the ground.

:)

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